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melbournecomedyfashion:

Angus Brown is bringing sexy back!
It takes a certain caliber of man to wear an Egyptian blue smoking jacket, white cowboy boots and a shirt unbuttoned to Magnum, P.I. depths.
A man with this much swagger should be locked up. Watch out Jeremy Meeks, you could have a new cellmate.

Friday Night Comedy, The Butterfly Club
25 July 2014

melbournecomedyfashion:

Angus Brown is bringing sexy back!

It takes a certain caliber of man to wear an Egyptian blue smoking jacket, white cowboy boots and a shirt unbuttoned to Magnum, P.I. depths.

A man with this much swagger should be locked up. Watch out Jeremy Meeks, you could have a new cellmate.

Friday Night Comedy, The Butterfly Club

25 July 2014

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

(via slimslyna)

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via suhdor)

jenovacells:

GUYS I JUST FOUND FIVE VERY DEHYDRATED FERAL KITTENS
I’ve already called around and none of the local rescues have any space. None of the vets will take them as surrenders. The shelter here euthanizes all kittens under four weeks old regardless of health; these guys are about three weeks old. They’re also sick (goopy eyes and nasal discharge), and I have exactly $17 to my name (which will buy one can of powdered formula, which will probably last about a week).
If you’re in the Modesto area of California or would be willing to make a drive and can foster kittens that need around-the-clock care, please get in contact with me. I can’t keep these kittens (I’m renting), and they also can’t go back outside. Their mom had them up on top of a plywood, metal, and glass mini-greenhouse, where they were baking to death - it’s going to be in the mid-nineties or higher all next week. One of them also nearly fell from six feet up, which would have been fatal (his crying was how I found them - he got stuck between the back of the greenhouse and the wall and was dangling).
If you can’t take them but want to help, you can also donate, which will buy formula and medicine while I continue to look for an appropriate foster situation, or signal boost this post.
For questions, send me an ask.
Donations can be sent to thefirstkira@gmail.com (please note that this is not my primary email address, and therefor not a good way to contact me).
I have no idea what I’m going to do if I can’t find a foster home for these kittens, but I’m hoping that if I can buy some time I’ll be able to find a rescue or an individual foster situation.

jenovacells:

GUYS I JUST FOUND FIVE VERY DEHYDRATED FERAL KITTENS

I’ve already called around and none of the local rescues have any space. None of the vets will take them as surrenders. The shelter here euthanizes all kittens under four weeks old regardless of health; these guys are about three weeks old. They’re also sick (goopy eyes and nasal discharge), and I have exactly $17 to my name (which will buy one can of powdered formula, which will probably last about a week).

If you’re in the Modesto area of California or would be willing to make a drive and can foster kittens that need around-the-clock care, please get in contact with me. I can’t keep these kittens (I’m renting), and they also can’t go back outside. Their mom had them up on top of a plywood, metal, and glass mini-greenhouse, where they were baking to death - it’s going to be in the mid-nineties or higher all next week. One of them also nearly fell from six feet up, which would have been fatal (his crying was how I found them - he got stuck between the back of the greenhouse and the wall and was dangling).

If you can’t take them but want to help, you can also donate, which will buy formula and medicine while I continue to look for an appropriate foster situation, or signal boost this post.

For questions, send me an ask.

Donations can be sent to thefirstkira@gmail.com (please note that this is not my primary email address, and therefor not a good way to contact me).

I have no idea what I’m going to do if I can’t find a foster home for these kittens, but I’m hoping that if I can buy some time I’ll be able to find a rescue or an individual foster situation.

(via littlecanuck)

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

(via sueslayer)

“Why can’t I accept love? I will do anything to insulate myself from taking real emotional risks. I don’t know why but love is very threatening to me and so are the people that cause it. Those bastards! It’s crazy, but I guess what I have to accept is I love crazy and love is crazy. And I’m just gonna have to accept that.”
— Marc Maron (via eflind)

(Source: one23pullout, via eflind)

“The only serious question in life is whether to kill yourself or not.”
— Albert Camus (via anamorphosis-and-isolate)
“From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity.”
— Dean Koontz, Odd Thomas (via quotes-shape-us)
“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to.”
— Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title (via quotes-shape-us)
“Maybe I was destined to forever fall in love with people I couldn’t have. Maybe there’s a whole assortment of impossible people waiting for me to find them. Waiting to make me feel the same impossibility over and over again.”
— Carol Rifka Brunt, Tell the Wolves I’m Home (via quotes-shape-us)
“The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.”
— Rumi, The Book of Love: Poems of Ecstasy and Longing (via quotes-shape-us)
“The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.”
— Charlotte Brontë (via quotes-shape-us)
“Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe.”
— Andrea Gibson (via quotes-shape-us)
“If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.”
— Hunter S. Thompson (via quotes-shape-us)